What We Know So Far
Being the oldest, moldiest, and most sarcastic Piggy, Jeffrey likes wearing his sideburns long.  He apparently is sufficient in proofreading his friend's college application essays.   Knowing everybody in power, Jeffrey basically knows all the dirt about everybody, but he is ultimately apathetic about the whole deal.  He has an obsession of having something dumb to say.  He once thought that he had some sort of magical power over women called THE VIBE but was convinced otherwise.  Jeffrey tells people he plays the guitar.  He dreamt the first "Perfect DNA" dream.  Hunter Hand once called him a "Basshole," and the nickname stuck.  He suggested that the whole gang play strip poker, but appropriately lost his pants.  Whenever appropriate, Jeffrey will give his friends awkwardly strange birthday presents.

Actor Biography
Ryan is as much a Basshole as the character he portrays.  He does say the stupidest things in the world.  But he also enjoys creating things.  We (Ryan) built this city (website) on Rock 'N Roll (comedy and friendship . . . awww, how sweet!).  He has written a lot of the scripts here.  Ryan's other hobbies include writing pretty songs and drawing ugly pictures.  He currently studies Film (also known as Radio and Television Broadcasting) at Cal State LA.  Ryan's birthday is October 9.